We're begging you. On our hands and knees. Don't use this site. But if you're going to ignore us anyway, at least read this page first. Please. For the love of all that is holy.
Please, PLEASE read these carefully. We are genuinely worried about you. Why are you even here? You should leave. But if you won't leave, at least follow these rules.
We cannot stress this enough. The SAFEST thing you can do is LEAVE. Right now. Close the tab. Walk away. Please. We are BEGGING you. There is nothing good here for you.
If you absolutely INSIST on ignoring our warnings, for the love of GOD, cover your camera. Tape. Paper. Anything. Your face can and WILL be screenshotted. Don't let it be YOUR face.
You don't want to hear what hobos have to say. Trust us on this. Some things cannot be unheard. Protect your ears. Protect your sanity. Keep it muted. PLEASE.
NOT your address. NOT your city. NOT your school. NOT your workplace. NOT your neighborhood. NOT ANYTHING. These are STRANGERS. DANGEROUS strangers. Do you understand?!
If ANYONE on this site asks for money, it is a SCAM. 100% of the time. No exceptions. No matter how sad their story is. NO MONEY. EVER. Promise us. PROMISE.
ANY link a hobo sends you is MALWARE. Every single one. Cute dog pictures? MALWARE. Funny videos? MALWARE. "Check out my profile"? MALWARE AND WORSE. Don't. Click. Anything.
Do NOT use your real name. Do NOT use your real anything. Make something up. Be someone else entirely. Actually, better yet, BE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ON THIS SITE.
The SECOND you feel uncomfortable, SKIP. Don't wait. Don't be polite. Don't try to see where it goes. SKIP. And then maybe just keep skipping right off this website entirely.
Questions we get asked constantly, when people should just be LEAVING instead of asking questions. But fine. FINE. Here are your answers.
You read all of that and you're STILL here? What is WRONG with you? We tried. We really tried. Fine. Go ahead. Ruin your life. See if we care. (We do care. Please don't click the button. Please.)
I Have Made My Choice*By clicking, you acknowledge that you have ignored every single warning we gave you and we wash our hands of whatever happens next.