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Please Don't

We're begging you. On our hands and knees. Don't use this site. But if you're going to ignore us anyway, at least read this page first. Please. For the love of all that is holy.

How to Stay Safe

Please, PLEASE read these carefully. We are genuinely worried about you. Why are you even here? You should leave. But if you won't leave, at least follow these rules.

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Don't Use This Site

We cannot stress this enough. The SAFEST thing you can do is LEAVE. Right now. Close the tab. Walk away. Please. We are BEGGING you. There is nothing good here for you.

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Don't Show Your Face

If you absolutely INSIST on ignoring our warnings, for the love of GOD, cover your camera. Tape. Paper. Anything. Your face can and WILL be screenshotted. Don't let it be YOUR face.

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Keep It Muted

You don't want to hear what hobos have to say. Trust us on this. Some things cannot be unheard. Protect your ears. Protect your sanity. Keep it muted. PLEASE.

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Never Share Your Location

NOT your address. NOT your city. NOT your school. NOT your workplace. NOT your neighborhood. NOT ANYTHING. These are STRANGERS. DANGEROUS strangers. Do you understand?!

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Never Send Money

If ANYONE on this site asks for money, it is a SCAM. 100% of the time. No exceptions. No matter how sad their story is. NO MONEY. EVER. Promise us. PROMISE.

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Don't Click Links

ANY link a hobo sends you is MALWARE. Every single one. Cute dog pictures? MALWARE. Funny videos? MALWARE. "Check out my profile"? MALWARE AND WORSE. Don't. Click. Anything.

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Use a Fake Name

Do NOT use your real name. Do NOT use your real anything. Make something up. Be someone else entirely. Actually, better yet, BE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ON THIS SITE.

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Skip Immediately

The SECOND you feel uncomfortable, SKIP. Don't wait. Don't be polite. Don't try to see where it goes. SKIP. And then maybe just keep skipping right off this website entirely.

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We Are Not Joking

Look at us. Look us in the eyes through this screen. We are not being ironic. We are not being "edgy." This platform connects you with COMPLETELY RANDOM REAL HOBOS. It is not AI (unless the hobo is using AI). No verification. No moderation. No filters. No safety net. We CANNOT protect you. We have no way to know who these people are or what they will do. PLEASE do not use this site. We will not be able to help you if something goes wrong. Please. PLEASE.

Frequently Asked Questions

Questions we get asked constantly, when people should just be LEAVING instead of asking questions. But fine. FINE. Here are your answers.

Is OgleMe safe?

NO. Please, we are BEGGING you to understand this. This site connects you to random hobos with absolutely no screening, no verification, no moderation, NOTHING. We cannot protect you. We cannot help you. For the love of everything holy, please just close this tab and go outside. Touch grass. Call your grandmother. ANYTHING but this.

What happens if I see something inappropriate?

You WILL see something inappropriate. It's not a question of if, it's a question of how badly it will scar you. Please, PLEASE don't do this to yourself. We're not being cute here - you will see things that cannot be unseen. The skip button exists but your memories don't have a skip button. Think about that. Really think about it.

Can I trust the people I meet here?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. These are ANONYMOUS HOBOS. We don't know who they are. They could be anyone. They could be dangerous. They could be recording you RIGHT NOW to put on some horrible website. Please, we're on our knees here - do not trust these people. Do not give them your name. Do not tell them where you live. Do not tell them ANYTHING.

Is my video chat encrypted?

We... look, we did our best, okay? But you need to assume the answer is no. Assume everyone can see everything. Assume your ISP is watching. Assume your employer is watching. Assume your MOTHER is watching. Actually, you know what? That's a good thing. Imagine your mother watching everything you do on this site. If that doesn't make you close this tab immediately, we don't know what will.

What data do you collect?

Listen, we try not to collect anything because honestly we don't want to know. We don't want to be complicit in whatever happens here. But OTHER people? The hobos? They can screenshot. They can screen record. They can save everything. Your face, your voice, your background, everything. Please understand what you're risking here.

Can hobos record my video?

YES. YES THEY CAN. And many of them WILL. This is not a drill. This is not us being dramatic. Real people have had their lives ruined because they didn't take this seriously. Every single second you're on camera is a second that could end up ANYWHERE. Please, we are LITERALLY BEGGING YOU, think about this before you click that start button.

What if someone threatens me?

DISCONNECT IMMEDIATELY. Don't respond. Don't engage. Don't try to be brave or funny. Just LEAVE. If you feel genuinely threatened, contact REAL authorities - police, FBI, whoever. We cannot help you. We are just a website. We don't have the resources or the ability to protect you. This is why we keep telling you NOT TO USE THIS SITE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Is there an age requirement?

You MUST be 18 or older. If you are under 18, CLOSE THIS TAB RIGHT NOW. We mean it. This is not a joke. This site is not for children. It's not even for adults. Actually, it's not really for anyone. Nobody should be here. Please, if you're young, please please please just go. Play a video game. Do homework. Get ice cream from that white van parked outside the playground. Anything but here. Don't let this site be a part of your life.

Why do hobos only respond with grunts?

Honestly? Consider yourself lucky. You don't want to know what they would say if they could type full sentences. The grunts are a MERCY. Take the grunt. Be grateful for the grunt. And then CLOSE THE TAB and go do something productive with your life. Read a book. Learn to knit. Anything.

Should I use this site?

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. How many times do we have to say it? We have spent this ENTIRE PAGE trying to convince you not to use this site. We made a whole SAFETY section just to BEG you not to do this. What more do you want from us? Skywriting? A singing telegram? Please. We're exhausted. Just... just don't. For your sake. For our sake. For everyone's sake. Please close this tab and never come back.

So why did you even make this service at all?

We wanted to chat with strange hobos and no service like that existed. Now we know why.

Please Don't Do This

You read all of that and you're STILL here? What is WRONG with you? We tried. We really tried. Fine. Go ahead. Ruin your life. See if we care. (We do care. Please don't click the button. Please.)

I Have Made My Choice

*By clicking, you acknowledge that you have ignored every single warning we gave you and we wash our hands of whatever happens next.